COVID rules on churches outlawed.
The Court ruling seems to be flawed.
It seems that they’d rather
Let masses gather
God does not fit in a pod?
2020. Thank you!
We greet family and friends now on Zoom
While we wish we were all in one room.
But for 2020
Virtual is plenty,
When it’s safer we will resume.
.
The turkey, the gravy. The stuffing…
Can your belly hold enough in?
If you can’t spare a word
Of thanks for the bird
Thanksgiving truly means nothing.
Нет! Требую пересчета!
As more states’ votes have been certified:
What we knew, we now know, verified.
No one is disputing
Except Vladimir Putin:
Last one to whom Trump is allied.
Done Donald
He’s proved to his base that he’s tough,
It seems finally that he’s had enough.
But he’s not a quitter
And he’ll say so on Twitter
Till his small hands are locked in a cuff.
We have a winner!
At last GSA starts the transition.
Joe Biden can start on his mission.
We no longer need
For Trump to concede.
More fun seeing him beat to submission.
Losing friends
Denouement gets so tangled and twisty
That sticking with Trump gets more risky.
More of his allies
Are starting to call lies.
The latest to turn is Chris Christie!
We hold these untruths to be self-evident…
Crack legal team, the President’s,
Claims fraud, says they have evidence.
I’m sure that they mean it
Yet no one has seen it.
Perhaps the fraud is Trump, also Pence.
What goes around…
Florida Senator Rick Scott
Says requirement for masking is not
Something the state
Or Fed should mandate.
You’ll never guess what he’s caught…
Where is SETI now?
Puerto Rico’s huge telescope
Searched the heavens, for knowledge and hope.
Without Arecibo
We need a placebo,
For, stuck here on earth, we can’t cope.
Think of it as Evolution in Action
One of Darwin’s crueler jokes:
South Dakota, there are sick folks…
Nurses say it’s been stated
Before intubated
“I cannot be dying of hoax!”