The rabidly right-wing and raucous
Form the new America First Caucus.
Anglo Saxon nobility
Has lost the ability
To surprise us, disappoint us, or shock us.
Those who repeat history are bound to forget it
So we’re pulling out of Afghanistan…
De facto statehood for Taliban.
A lesson, so be it,
From British and Soviet,
We should get out while we still can.
Party of Trump. Still.
RNC at Mar-a-Lago, how rich!
Trump talking about his former friend Mitch,
For not making corrections
To stolen elections.
Said McConnell’s a “dumb son of a bitch.”
Argument for the defense
Venmo nine hundred dollars, for what?
Underaged sex partners? But
That argument’s limp:
Who heard of a pimp
Paying girls without taking his cut?
Señor Senator
Some senators went on a cruise
To stir up some reactionist news.
They would stir up a panic
Of aliens Hispanic
Led by Eduardo Rafael Cruz.
Red, White, and the Blues
Control of political Right
Would give Machiavelli a fright.
The old party is dead
And the states that are Red
Are being aggressively White.
Show off
Matt Gaetz is still in the news
For showing associates views:
Of women he’s laid.
It’s true, I’m afraid,
Doesn’t care about people he screws.
Traffic
The future of Representative Gaetz
Is murky, I’m not taking bets.
What could be finer
Then traveling with a minor
Until Karma, she calls in her debts.
A bridge?
A prominent piece in the newez:
A container ship stuck in the Suez.
Crosswise and grounded
Nothing can go ’round it.
Global shipping is singing the bluez.
Double-tap
The killer called COVID-19:
People scrambling to find a vaccine.
We want to get shot:
Moderna, Pfizer, but not
Getting shot with an AR-15