A D.C. MAGA rally. This time
For trespassers now doing time.
It’s not hypocritical
To say prisoners political.
Insurrection is a political crime.
0.2%
To flatten the curve we have tried,
But too many selfish have lied.
Misleading the nation
But in our population
One in five hundred have died.
Staying alive
Paid attention, you’d certainly knew some
COVID infections get gruesome.
A recall referendum
Is kick in the pudendum.
California keeps Governor Newsome.
Oops mode
A cricket’s short life is now gone
For the sake of the grass it was on.
And also a mole
Who’s life that I stole
For the sake of a manicured lawn.
Twenty years gone
Our trust in the balance of powers
Dropped, along with twin towers.
National complacence
Has gone away since
The world changed in just a few hours.
Bounty hunter
A Texas first date: I got laid!
The condom fell off, I’m afraid.
I don’t want to marry
She doesn’t want to carry.
No problem: I fink and get paid!
Lone star
Texas law concerning abortions:
Is misogyny beyond proportions.
Backed up by a bounty
What ever amount. The
State is creating more orphans.
Horses and Swine
Some vaccine deniers now teach
Ivermectin keeps Covid out of reach.
Although it’s for horses
The reason, of course, is
It’s classier than shooting up bleach.
Leaving
From the time civilization began
Invaders have fled Afghanistan.
The Kabul airport crisis
Is fueled by ISIS,
Let’s leave the place to the Taliban.
Maybe this is his first rodeo.
Leadership of the great state of Texas
Rejects masking, even though it protects us.
Their Governor Abbot
Never caught the mask habit.
Now he’s sick, hope he never infects us.