Trump’s inaugural crowd on the Mall
Compared to Obama’s was small.
Things that we’ve learned
Have people concerned.
Joe Biden gets no crowd at all.
Shyster
When the lawsuits fold like origami
It’s hard to be Rudy Giuliani.
It isn’t just hard
Being disbarred,
But he’s not going to get paid by Donny.
Going down with the ship of state
Without Twitter we are all in suspense
What Trump thinks whither or whence.
To no one’s surprise
He’s lost all his allies
I don’t think he’ll call President Pence.
If a tyrant falls, does he make a sound?
The Trumpkins are stuck in a bind
And social media’s being unkind.
On this day of days
They can’t read what he says
So they do not know what’s on their mind.
Been 28 years – in dog-years.
Most likely today we will reach
A precedent: two times impeached.
And he’ll sing his song
‘I did nothing wrong’:
An old dog we just cannot teach.
Two Patriots
1
A face-painted, self-righteous dude
Wears fake furs and horns in a mood.
Turns out his guest pass
Was criminal trespass
And the prison does not serve good food.
2
Trump has announced that he has
Medals for warriors on the grass.
Belichick says
‘I’m calling the plays
Fourth and long but I’m going to pass.’
Lines of communication
Devin Nunes seems to be nervous:
Social Media bans, Saints preserve us!
Can’t communicate
The agenda of hate.
(Could try US Postal Service!)
RSVP – Regrets only
He won’t be missed at inauguration
Unless there’s a bad situation:
Cannot be dismissing
His fans would be missing
Him in an assassination.
RSVP
He’s signaled he won’t be attending
The moment his term will be ending.
We will not insist.
He will not be missed,
And not one of us is pretending.
Lest we forget
His presidency one for the ages
Culminating in coup that he stages?
He isn’t done yet
But let’s never forget
His people put children in cages.