In the up-to-date variant lexicon
Alpha, Beta, Gamma have come and gone.
You feel we’ve been dealt a
Bad deal with Delta?
Just wait ‘till we meet Epsilon!
For sale: Smoke/CO detectors. Slightly used.
Cook bacon. The smoke alarm squawks.
Selling a house requires new, out of the box.
The fire inspectors
Failed my smoke detectors.
Massachusetts requires one that talks.
Getting Up!
As soon as his rocket arised
Jeff Bezos had the whole world surprised!
Shiny, metallic,
Undeniably phallic,
His rocket has been circumcised!
Putting the Kids first!
One thing that Murica has got:
Individual rights, and we got a lot!
Gun rights? No disputing!
Got a right to school shooting.
But vaccines? My kids don’t get shot!
Marketing ploy
“One must go”, and it always seems funny.
But don’t do it, I’m asking you honey.
Don’t add your complicity
In their scheme for publicity.
Instead, you just vote with your money.
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
Filling feeders is a bird lover’s task.
Please stop, Mass. Audubon did ask.
Prevent, if you please,
Unknown avian disease.
Birds don’t distance, nor do they mask.
What if they gave an election and nobody came?
Fellow citizens, hang onto your hats!
Voting causes political spats.
Trouble that they can see
Is that a democracy
Only encourages democrats.
One way ticket
Edge of space, past the ending of air,
Is calling the tourist billionaire.
I suppose it’s their right
To pay for a flight.
Do you think we could just leave them there?
No one was shot!
Massachusetts state troopers surprised:
Eleven men with guns before their eyes.
Eleven arrested.
So far no one’s protested,
A militia, somewhat organized.
Goodbye house
Four days late (we thought it might fail)
By internet, text and email,
It’s finally signed.
(I’ve an apartment to find.)
Now we’ve got Purchase and Sale.