Goodbye house
Four days late (we thought it might fail) By internet, text and email, It’s finally signed. (I’ve an apartment to find.) Now we’ve got Purchase and Sale.
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Will this be on the exam?
No one wants us to apologize, But Race Theory must not criticize. The lessons we teach Shall be white-washed with bleach. The history of little white lies.
Continue reading →Uncultured
Potato Head and Seuss are two cases That have conservatives red in their faces. They think it’s a scandal Think it’s them we would cancel. What we’d cancel is sexist and racist.
Continue reading →Unhealthy
Michael Caputo has done something slick, Distracting from COVID so quick. Before his Twitter was silenced He was calling for violence. All in all, his message is sick.
Continue reading →Preaching
Biden will “Hurt the Bible. Hurt God.” Says Trump, as the faithful applaud. If their almighty Is so fragile and flighty I’d say the theology’s flawed.
Continue reading →Not uncommon
Promised he’d do what he could But didn’t do things that he should. The disconnect was He’s good at what he does, What he does is not any good.
Continue reading →Rancor’s Away
Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly Has resigned after acting most oddly. What I understand He resigned on dry land Before sailors threw him overboard bodily.
Continue reading →Stand by your man…
Senate trial, they’re sure to acquit But don’t think there is no point to it. In early November Voters will remember Who chooses country instead of that twit.
Continue reading →Stand up!
Back where you came from! Send ‘em back! They feel, rightly so, under attack. If you think this wrong Stand up, be strong! And show them that we have their back!
Continue reading →Apologies for the Many Old Limericks
We are sorry for the nuisance of sending out multiple limericks this morning – and assure you that it was not intentional on our part. Political humor is timely, and it must be confusing to receive old news (not to … Continue reading →