Leaving home, almost take it for granted.
Since as infant, we first were decanted.
It’s part of our lives.
And how one survives:
Not uprooted, rather transplanted.
A note to the reader: perhaps this is why the amount of limericks has been lower of late… I’ve been busy!
Cuomo caught playing grab-ass meant
Calls to resign for harassment.
I’m going to jump
And blame it on Trump.
With Biden, we know that free-pass went.
In the up-to-date variant lexicon
Alpha, Beta, Gamma have come and gone.
You feel we’ve been dealt a
Bad deal with Delta?
Just wait ‘till we meet Epsilon!
Cook bacon. The smoke alarm squawks.
Selling a house requires new, out of the box.
The fire inspectors
Failed my smoke detectors.
Massachusetts requires one that talks.
As soon as his rocket arised
Jeff Bezos had the whole world surprised!
His rocket has been circumcised!
One thing that Murica has got:
Individual rights, and we got a lot!
Gun rights? No disputing!
Got a right to school shooting.
But vaccines? My kids don’t get shot!
“One must go”, and it always seems funny.
But don’t do it, I’m asking you honey.
Don’t add your complicity
In their scheme for publicity.
Instead, you just vote with your money.
Filling feeders is a bird lover’s task.
Please stop, Mass. Audubon did ask.
Prevent, if you please,
Unknown avian disease.
Birds don’t distance, nor do they mask.
Fellow citizens, hang onto your hats!
Voting causes political spats.
Trouble that they can see
Is that a democracy
Only encourages democrats.
Edge of space, past the ending of air,
Is calling the tourist billionaire.
I suppose it’s their right
To pay for a flight.
Do you think we could just leave them there?