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Snake oil

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 13, 2021 by LoPFebruary 13, 2021

They said ‘He’s okay’. He was not:

Trump was sicker than previously thought.

  Last October, I mean,

  With COVID-19.

Making moral judgement, I am not.

In the weeks after his hospitalization, Mr. Trump was convinced that the Regeneron treatment had saved his life, telling aides, “I’m proof it works.”

That line became a running joke among top health officials, who would ask each other whether anyone was going to break it to Mr. Trump that he was in fact a failed clinical trial result for Regeneron, since the aim is to prevent people from being hospitalized after receiving it, one former senior administration official said.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged COVID-19, New York Times, Trump

Two for a Biased Jury

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 12, 2021 by LoPFebruary 12, 2021

1.

What will this impeachment have solved

If some Senators have him absolved?

  Trump may never be chastened

  But the time will be hastened

When no more we about him revolved.

2.

Some Senators think they’re exempt

From watching videos so verkempt.

  Don’t excuse their absence

  But record evidence

And hold the whole gang in contempt.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged contempt, impeachment trial, Senators

If you can’t baffle them with brilliance…

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 10, 2021 by LoPFebruary 10, 2021

Trump’s lawyer: many jokes have been made

And this is another, I’m afraid.

  He must want publicity

  Waving off Trump’s complicity

Since he knows that he may not get paid.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Bruce L. Castor Jr., complicity, impeachment trial, publicity

Elephants on Parade

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 9, 2021 by LoPFebruary 9, 2021

A month since the riot went down,

The circus has come back to town.

  Dame Justice will need her

  Proof the ringleader

Was always the painted-face clown.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged circus, clown, January 6, ringleader, riot

Before going out to pasture

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 7, 2021 by LoPFebruary 7, 2021

Greatest Of All Time, your vote?

Wants to go out on a high note.

  Would that be Tom Brady

  Or ex-president shady?

Which one is merely a goat?

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged GOAT, Superbowl, Tom Brady

Legal advice

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 5, 2021 by LoPFebruary 5, 2021

Should Trump testify under oath?

“Nevermore!” the lawyers would quoth.

  He might brag of his urge or he

  Might commit perjury.

If he speaks, he’d likely do both.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged impeachment trial, perjury

ain’t the only thing that SAGs

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 4, 2021 by LoPFebruary 4, 2021

Trump’s union membership killed:

He’s resigned from the Screen Actors Guild.

  I’m sure he would brag

  About being in SAG.

They said “Thank you.”  They sound fulfilled.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged SAG, Screen Actors Guild, union

Crowned

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 4, 2021 by LoPFebruary 4, 2021

Somebody like Congressman Greene

Has to be where Trump would have been.

  GOP is defending,

  On her they’re depending:

The King is dead!  Long live the Queen!

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene

Fugue for Tinhorns (I Got the Horse Right Here)

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 1, 2021 by LoPFebruary 1, 2021

The stock market had lost its luster

When I sold short on Blockbuster,

  But if I may namedrop

  I’m bullish on Gamestop!

If the internet said it, I trust her.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Gamestop, internet, stock market

Shelf sufficient?

Limericks of Protest Posted on February 1, 2021 by LoPFebruary 1, 2021

The global importers will buy and

Sell goods made in Mexico, Thailand.

  Except for the British

  They get rather skittish

And think that they live on an island.

Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Brexit, Britain, island

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