A virtual debate is disputable:
The reasoning entirely scrutable.
It shouldn’t be strange,
He’s resistant to change.
The bully in him is not mutable.
Well regulated militia
‘Governor Whitmer of Michigan:
We’ll take her because, bitch, we can!’
But good old FBI’s
Right onto those guys.
Hope they get a long hitch in the can.
Can’t mute me!
No live debate from COVID quarantines.
Trump doesn’t do virtue, that means
He’ll rally the faithful,
Perhaps give them a face full
While Joe reaches millions of screens.
Kamala, Mike, and Fly
I read an editorial scoring
The VP Debaters performing.
It said this debate
Was unmarred by hate.
All in all, they wrote it was boring.
How do you spell relief?
A Corona relief bill? Far from it,
Trump stopped negotiations from his summit.
He said they’ll begin
“After I win”
On this news, stocks started to plummet.
Professor Trump’s Old Time Medicine Show!
COVID, he tried hard to taunt it.
Then he catches it, only to flaunt it.
A miracle cure!
Snake oil for sure,
What the con is, I know I don’t want it!
Revised, reposted, reminder!
The news cycle shows what’s contagious,
Each day gets more outrageous.
Each offense obscured
By what next occurred.
Remember the children in cages.
Self contradictory limerick
Best laid plans have all been destroyed
Since Trump to Walter Reed was deployed.
Our most famous debtor
Is a COVID spreader
But don’t waste time in schadenfreude.
Went to a Garden Party
The contacts continue to trace
COVID cases back to one place:
The White House Rose Garden.
Many maskless, shows Darwin.
So just keep your mask on your face.
Uneasy lies the head that wears the corona
Corona October surprise:
Conspiracy theories arise.
A miracle cure?
No way to be sure.
Only certainty is that he lies.