They said ‘He’s okay’. He was not:
Trump was sicker than previously thought.
Last October, I mean,
Making moral judgement, I am not.
In the weeks after his hospitalization, Mr. Trump was convinced that the Regeneron treatment had saved his life, telling aides, “I’m proof it works.”
That line became a running joke among top health officials, who would ask each other whether anyone was going to break it to Mr. Trump that he was in fact a failed clinical trial result for Regeneron, since the aim is to prevent people from being hospitalized after receiving it, one former senior administration official said.
What will this impeachment have solved
If some Senators have him absolved?
Trump may never be chastened
But the time will be hastened
When no more we about him revolved.
Some Senators think they’re exempt
From watching videos so verkempt.
Don’t excuse their absence
But record evidence
And hold the whole gang in contempt.
Trump’s lawyer: many jokes have been made
And this is another, I’m afraid.
He must want publicity
Waving off Trump’s complicity
Since he knows that he may not get paid.
A month since the riot went down,
The circus has come back to town.
Dame Justice will need her
Proof the ringleader
Was always the painted-face clown.
Greatest Of All Time, your vote?
Wants to go out on a high note.
Would that be Tom Brady
Or ex-president shady?
Which one is merely a goat?
Should Trump testify under oath?
“Nevermore!” the lawyers would quoth.
He might brag of his urge or he
Might commit perjury.
If he speaks, he’d likely do both.
Trump’s union membership killed:
He’s resigned from the Screen Actors Guild.
I’m sure he would brag
About being in SAG.
They said “Thank you.” They sound fulfilled.
Somebody like Congressman Greene
Has to be where Trump would have been.
GOP is defending,
On her they’re depending:
The King is dead! Long live the Queen!
The stock market had lost its luster
When I sold short on Blockbuster,
But if I may namedrop
I’m bullish on Gamestop!
If the internet said it, I trust her.
The global importers will buy and
Sell goods made in Mexico, Thailand.
Except for the British
They get rather skittish
And think that they live on an island.