Bounty hunter
A Texas first date: I got laid! The condom fell off, I’m afraid. I don’t want to marry She doesn’t want to carry. No problem: I fink and get paid!
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Lone star
Texas law concerning abortions: Is misogyny beyond proportions. Backed up by a bounty What ever amount. The State is creating more orphans.
Continue reading →Maybe this is his first rodeo.
Leadership of the great state of Texas Rejects masking, even though it protects us. Their Governor Abbot Never caught the mask habit. Now he’s sick, hope he never infects us.
Continue reading →Give me Liberty or give me breath
Keep your distance and mask up, oh please! Till we beat this contagious disease. One state that rejects thus Of course, would be Texas, Same as they beat the big freeze.
Continue reading →Everything’s bigger in Texas
You know climate denial folk will Say it’s bunk because they’re in a chill. They won’t know it’s disaster ‘Till the oceans rise faster Than a Texas electricity bill.
Continue reading →Or you could Cruz to Cancun
Texas has gas which it uses For power ‘till cold pops their fuses. Folk claim wind and solar Won’t work when it’s polar But you can’t heat your home with excuses.
Continue reading →Bussing is political again
Trumpsters like raising a fuss Like making folk wait for a bus. Biden’s driver got paid, But Omaha, I’m afraid, Trump rally busses were superfluous.
Continue reading →Too Few vs. Too Many
One ballot box per county in Texas. Californians think that is quite feckless. Placed with GOP care, Boxes here and there And they’ll discard any ballot that affects us.
Continue reading →Lake Travis-ty
While it’s fun to be safe and dry, gloating About Texans who can’t handle boating. And karma aside, It’s good nobody died But they certainly all will be voting.
Continue reading →Nationalist
A Texas rally for “Beautiful Ted” Trump made a speech where he said Quote: “I’m a nationalist”. And like an evangelist, The sheep go wherever they’re led.
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