If, as he says, he’s indicted
To New York he will be invited.
Political, ethical,
A question, hypothetical:
Will DeSantis let him be extradited?
Button, Button, who gets the Button?
If arresting the ex-prez is a must,
What arresting officer should we trust?
I’d be less nervous
If it were Secret Service.
His Jan 6 driver should get the bust.
ALL CAPS = Shiftless
AN ALL CAPS Truth Social screed from
Some loser defending his freedom.
Last week he’s espousing
Free government housing
This week? Who cares, I won’t heed him.
Get Out of Jail Free card
Trump tells of his imminent arrest
And call for his base to protest.
He thinks “they adore me
“And I’ll do them like Stormy”
And he’ll deny inciting unrest.
Camera is always on…
Take your cellphone and Tik-Tok it,
Possibly someone could unlock it.
High-tech Chinese spy
Steals my video. Why
Do they want to see inside my pocket?
Or the Seminole
Florida’s Governor wants to explain
Russia once included Ukraine.
Well, that much is true
But what will he do
When Florida’s retaken by Spain?
… and we are the Bailors.
In the film It’s A Wonderful Life,
With cash from his newlywed wife,
Our hero, George Bailey,
Didn’t let his bank fail. We
Don’t see heroes in SVB’s strife.
Blame
Rhetoric doesn’t need evidence
Nor do speeches even need to make sense.
Out on the stump
Former president Trump
Blamed Jan 6 on Vice President Pence.
Start-ups and Shut-downs
Silicon Valley Bank failed
So quickly it’s barely detailed.
And now the debate
For both Federal and State
Should any affected be bailed?
Bootless
For connection I mostly depend
On my cell, who’s utility is at end.
Hardware, software, or viral
It’s a reboot death-spiral.
I feel like I’ve lost a new friend.