It’s cold here, we’re just cocooning.
Reading news to see what’s worth lampooning.
The best item, I thinks
Is downing hijinks
Like was done with Chinese ballooning.
Frozen Orange Juice: Concentrate
This arctic blast, can we just please
Send to Florida, their turn to freeze?
The reason we planned this
Is Governor DeSantis
Doesn’t like people with degrees.
Thought balloon
Mid-America, midday at full noon
One doesn’t expect a full moon.
Is it checking the weather,
Has it gone off its tether,
Or a Chinese surveillance balloon?
Shell Game
The short order cook almost begs,
Get a patent! This idea has legs!
Bitcoin: weren’t we
Buying cryptocurrency?
Let’s broker virtual eggs!
Tyre Nichols, we call your name
Tyre Nichols wasn’t home Friday night.
Police fought when he put up no fight.
And only a dullard
Thinks driving while colored
Is as safe as driving while white.
Zig-Zag
Biden’s papers are nothing new.
Turns out Mike Pence has some too.
If we want to find more
We should look to Al Gore
Or the crypt of Spiro Agnew.
David Crosby 1941-2023
Yesterday, the radio was on.
The music brought memories strong
And I started humming
“It’s been a long time coming
“And it’s gonna be a long time gone.”
S&P Credit Rating has dropped.
Federal debt has Republicans feeling
Raising a stink about raising the ceiling.
If government can’t borrow
We’ll be shutdown tomorrow.
Neither choice is very appealing.
Where’s the Librarian?
The Biden Papers now number about twenty
Wayward classified, that’s more than plenty.
At Trump’s place we find
Declassified with his mind,
Forget it you Libtard, it’s empty!
Treasure Hunt
It’s Biden’s turn under the gun:
More found, and the search is begun.
Were wayward documents
Deliberate, or accidents?
Job’s not over ‘till paperwork’s done.