Eli Lilly got publicity, nice!
Made the news this weekend, twice.
First they diss Indiana
Then Republicans banned a
Cap on their insulin’s price.
Maid in Taiwan
When Pelosi got off the plane
China rattled sabers again.
We should not be afraid
They’re not going to invade.
It’s not like she went to Ukraine.
$ Cache.
Alex Jones must have soiled his trousers.
4.1 million dollars fine, wowsers!
The Jan 6 Committee
Gets his texts, it’s a pity
No one’s asked for his internet browsers.
Losing the Infowar
Missing texts from government phones?
They’re not lost, I feel it in my bones.
Those texts are just trying
To catch anyone lying
So they showed up to plague Alex Jones.
And Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
Flip precedent, see where that lands us
On the evolving political canvas.
Roe v Wade’s end meant
A state level amendment
Denied by the voters of Kansas.
Bumper Sticker
All children of human mothers,
Are truly sisters and brothers.
Your motto may be
“Don’t tread on me”.
I beseech you please don’t tread on others.
“Say, Tom, let me whitewash a little.”
Mark Meadows burned papers, oh my gosh!
Missing texts, what are they trying to quash?
And they all have good lawyers
And they’re all good Tom Sawyers
With offenses they need to white-wash.
But what about her emails?
Department of Homeland Security texts
Also missing. Secret Service, and one suspects
More may be discovered.
As asses are covered.
The cult-leader-in-chief each protects.
Wealth Redistribution
Billionaires mostly seen as the villains
By the 99% poorer civilians.
But forget reverse snobbery
When it comes to the lottery:
We’re all buying tix for Mega-Millions.
White or Big House
Trump was in DC espousing
Four more years in government housing.
This time D.O.J.
Might give him a stay
For the mayhem that he was arousing.