If, as he says, he’s indicted
To New York he will be invited.
A question, hypothetical:
Will DeSantis let him be extradited?
If arresting the ex-prez is a must,
What arresting officer should we trust?
I’d be less nervous
If it were Secret Service.
His Jan 6 driver should get the bust.
AN ALL CAPS Truth Social screed from
Some loser defending his freedom.
Last week he’s espousing
Free government housing
This week? Who cares, I won’t heed him.
Trump tells of his imminent arrest
And call for his base to protest.
He thinks “they adore me
“And I’ll do them like Stormy”
And he’ll deny inciting unrest.
Take your cellphone and Tik-Tok it,
Possibly someone could unlock it.
High-tech Chinese spy
Steals my video. Why
Do they want to see inside my pocket?
Florida’s Governor wants to explain
Russia once included Ukraine.
Well, that much is true
But what will he do
When Florida’s retaken by Spain?
In the film It’s A Wonderful Life,
With cash from his newlywed wife,
Our hero, George Bailey,
Didn’t let his bank fail. We
Don’t see heroes in SVB’s strife.
Rhetoric doesn’t need evidence
Nor do speeches even need to make sense.
Out on the stump
Former president Trump
Blamed Jan 6 on Vice President Pence.
Silicon Valley Bank failed
So quickly it’s barely detailed.
And now the debate
For both Federal and State
Should any affected be bailed?
For connection I mostly depend
On my cell, who’s utility is at end.
Hardware, software, or viral
It’s a reboot death-spiral.
I feel like I’ve lost a new friend.