NASA usually tries to avoid
Having their spacecraft destroyed
In a space junk collision.
This time their mission
Was to smash up a small asteroid.
Mind Games
Souvenirs are for the sentimental.
Classified? Let’s not be judgmental:
When he’s angry, we find
Declassify with his mind.
Does this mean he is temper mental?
If you cannot afford an attorney…
His reputation is one of Big Spender,
But some payments he doesn’t render
He would lose face
If no one takes his case
And he must get a Public Defender.
On the changing of the season
A Fall challenge for your versemonger:
High Summer the sun is much stronger
Autumnal equinox
Just right, Goldilocks.
And in winter the nights are much longer.
Donald and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Trump’s team called for a Special Master,
Judge Dearie, who said you must go faster!
11th Circuit Court of Appeals
Is not offering up deals…
And New York, Trump’s day’s a disaster!
Fraud
New York Attorney General, by God,
Filed a lawsuit alleging fraud.
It’s only a law suit
Not a felony, aw shoot!
But it’s still something we can applaud.
Blather
We’ll find out Trump’s fate much anon.
Meantime he rants on and on.
Just one more statistic
On the way to fascistic
With his speeches cribbed from Q-Anon.
Welcome!
Abbott, Cruz, and DeSantis: nice fellahs!
Island vacations make them jealous.
If they’d follow tradition
Their next extradition
Would be sent to the Island of Ellis.
From Texas by way of Florida.
There once was a Governor DeSantis
Shipped immigrants to the Atlantis.
Of Martha’s Vineyard (no luck it
Could have been Nantucket.)
Christian charity? Oh Lord, grant us…
The King
King Charles will be wearing the crown.
Some talk that is going around:
UK citizens expect it,
(Side effect of Brexit)
They don’t want his face on the Pound.