Scott Hall, Georgia MAGA vote guy,
Has plead guilty with the trial looming nigh.
Since he’s come cleaner
It’s now misdemeanor.
And he’s agreed that he’ll testify.
Requiem
Senator Feinstein has died.
At ninety, she had a good ride.
Although it seems grim, it’s
A call for term limits?
They could not limit her when they tried!
Succession without Success
As McCarthy’s position gets weaker
Avoiding the shutdown seems bleaker.
Freedom Caucus won’t budge. It
Won’t work on a budget,
While they think they can replace the Speaker.
Son of Debate
Six candidates went on the air
And mostly we just do not care.
One more TV sequel.
They’re trying to equal
An actor who’s not even there.
A Writer Writes
A writer made a cuneiform slab,
Made immortal his own gift of gab.
While writers were on strike
I wrote what I like.
Do my limericks make me a scab?
Assets
A New York State Judge has found
Trump overstated his values profound.
With more charges to go
It shows Trump doesn’t know
His assets from a hole in the ground.
Uneasy lies the head that wears My Pillow
Mike Lindell wanted Americans to rest.
Now he’s an American, depressed.
Online I have read it,
He’s had his credit
Decimated by American Express.
Help?
Freedom Caucus ain’t going to bat
To keep government from going flat.
If Kevin McCarthy
Can’t unite his party.
He’ll need a few Democrats.
Ain’t cheap…
Senator Menendez of the Democrat tribe
Accused again of taking a bribe.
His help has been sold
For cash, car, and gold.
A source to which some would subscribe.
Go home
Shutdown is coming, can’t pretend.
Speaker of the House has been weakened.
As the press notes
They’ve cancelled all votes
And he sent them home for the weekend.