On the changing of the season
A Fall challenge for your versemonger:High Summer the sun is much stronger Autumnal equinox Just right, Goldilocks.And in winter the nights are much longer.
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Societal Evolution
The gatherer becomes farmer, who grows things.The hunter becomes athlete, who throws things. The old tribal chief Politician (or thief),And the wise man becomes wiseass, who knows things.
Continue reading →Easter 2022
The stone was rolled away from the tombAnd when they looked into the gloom An angel did appear Who said “He’s not here,“Or were you asking about renting the room?”
Continue reading →Permission Granting Day
Today is the first day of May, Or as I say, Permission Granting Day. You may say aloud That things are allowed. When asked “May 1?”, say “One May!”
Continue reading →Starting afresh 2021
In 2021 anno domini Follow this simple economy: To reap dividends Give, give again, By treating the world with bonhomie.
Continue reading →Auld Lang Sane (Aladdin Syne?)
Happy New Year tonight! Celebrate! But the world does not change on a date. The year 2020 Taught lessons aplenty. If you’ve not learned patience, just wait.
Continue reading →Mary, BC. Christmas 2020
We know her as meek and so mild, But when Mary delivered her child She gave for eternity Debated paternity. I bet as a girl, she was wild!
Continue reading →Raining here, snowing there
Elsewhere, I’ve a snow thrower for throwing The snow that I’ve learned started snowing. It’s not that I’m stalling, But snow’s started falling So for now, I don’t think I’m going…
Continue reading →Churchy LaFemme
To all of you folks I bequeath 2020’s second Friday 13th. I hope you stay well, I’m having a bad spell An Im knot evun shur wat that meanth.
Continue reading →shiftless
all caps just gets in my face keyboard abuse a disgrace just as wrong but more subtle i phrase my rebuttal written entirely in lower case
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