Guiliani explains it all for us
The narrative changes with time: Now it’s “Collusion is not a crime.” So I guess “NO COLLUSION” Is just an illusion And pathetically easy to rhyme.
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How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm?
12 billion welfare for the farm To protect them from Trump trade war harm. But the cream of this crop Will stay on the top: Agribusiness, not farmers who farm.
Continue reading →Puts the CAPS in Capitol
When tweeting out threats to Iran ALL CAPS REALLY SHOWS YOU’RE A MAN. Not worried about action It’s just more distraction Smoke and mirrors the best way he can.
Continue reading →Gee, I miss him…
realDonald has tweeted this song: “Your favorite President has done nothing wrong” Just to hear himself sing And there’s only one thing: My fave’s out of office too long. (7/22/18)
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Hush money talks were recorded Implying things even more sordid. Though the things caught on tape Counter-indicates rape And the woman should thus be rewarded.
Continue reading →Treble negative
Polite praise for Putin was sizzling. Now a different tune he is whistling. He’d change ‘would’ to ‘wouldn’t’ If he could, but he couldn’t. The word for this fellow is Quisling.
Continue reading →Unreason
While we are talking about treason, Trump said, last election season Russians weren’t involved, (Or were they?. Unresolved.) His key phrase: “I don’t see any reason…”
Continue reading →Highest bidder
You can’t find the President’s scruples In your Wikis, Amazons or your Googles. The office was sold Not this time for gold But for pee-pee tapes or a handful of rubles.
Continue reading →Keep your friends close…
Reputation abroad continues to plummet While 45 sneaks off to a summit. I’m not disputin’ We should talk with Putin But he’s not a friend, no, far from it.
Continue reading →Hard to handle
The leadership of this great nation Demonstrates flaws, limitation. His Twitter name deal: It starts “@thereal…” Tells us not to accept imitation.
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