For sale: Smoke/CO detectors. Slightly used.
Cook bacon. The smoke alarm squawks. Selling a house requires new, out of the box. The fire inspectors Failed my smoke detectors. Massachusetts requires one that talks.
Continue reading →Monthly Archives: July 2021
Getting Up!
As soon as his rocket arised Jeff Bezos had the whole world surprised! Shiny, metallic, Undeniably phallic, His rocket has been circumcised!
Continue reading →Putting the Kids first!
One thing that Murica has got: Individual rights, and we got a lot! Gun rights? No disputing! Got a right to school shooting. But vaccines? My kids don’t get shot!
Continue reading →Marketing ploy
“One must go”, and it always seems funny. But don’t do it, I’m asking you honey. Don’t add your complicity In their scheme for publicity. Instead, you just vote with your money.
Continue reading →There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
Filling feeders is a bird lover’s task. Please stop, Mass. Audubon did ask. Prevent, if you please, Unknown avian disease. Birds don’t distance, nor do they mask.
Continue reading →What if they gave an election and nobody came?
Fellow citizens, hang onto your hats! Voting causes political spats. Trouble that they can see Is that a democracy Only encourages democrats.
Continue reading →One way ticket
Edge of space, past the ending of air, Is calling the tourist billionaire. I suppose it’s their right To pay for a flight. Do you think we could just leave them there?
Continue reading →No one was shot!
Massachusetts state troopers surprised: Eleven men with guns before their eyes. Eleven arrested. So far no one’s protested, A militia, somewhat organized.
Continue reading →Goodbye house
Four days late (we thought it might fail) By internet, text and email, It’s finally signed. (I’ve an apartment to find.) Now we’ve got Purchase and Sale.
Continue reading →Appetizer
Today, Trump Organization to be indicted. About time, but don’t get excited: The crimes are financial And nothing substantial Like answering for the riot he incited.
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