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Monthly Archives: July 2021

For sale: Smoke/CO detectors. Slightly used.

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 24, 2021 by LoPJuly 24, 2021

Cook bacon. The smoke alarm squawks. Selling a house requires new, out of the box.   The fire inspectors   Failed my smoke detectors. Massachusetts requires one that talks.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged fire, Massachussetts, smoke

Getting Up!

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 20, 2021 by LoPJuly 20, 2021

As soon as his rocket arised Jeff Bezos had the whole world surprised!   Shiny, metallic,   Undeniably phallic, His rocket has been circumcised!

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Jeff Bezos, rocket

Putting the Kids first!

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 19, 2021 by LoPJuly 19, 2021

One thing that Murica has got: Individual rights, and we got a lot!   Gun rights? No disputing!   Got a right to school shooting. But vaccines? My kids don’t get shot!

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged gun rights, Murica, rights, school shooting, vaccine

Marketing ploy

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 18, 2021 by LoPJuly 18, 2021

“One must go”, and it always seems funny. But don’t do it, I’m asking you honey.   Don’t add your complicity   In their scheme for publicity. Instead, you just vote with your money.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged marketing, money, publicity, social media

There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 17, 2021 by LoPJuly 17, 2021

Filling feeders is a bird lover’s task. Please stop, Mass. Audubon did ask.   Prevent, if you please,   Unknown avian disease. Birds don’t distance, nor do they mask.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Audubon, avian disease, bird, mask

What if they gave an election and nobody came?

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 13, 2021 by LoPJuly 13, 2021

Fellow citizens, hang onto your hats! Voting causes political spats.   Trouble that they can see   Is that a democracy Only encourages democrats.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged democracy, voting rights

One way ticket

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 12, 2021 by LoPJuly 12, 2021

Edge of space, past the ending of air, Is calling the tourist billionaire.   I suppose it’s their right   To pay for a flight. Do you think we could just leave them there?

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged billionaire, Richard Branson, space

No one was shot!

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 4, 2021 by LoPJuly 4, 2021

Massachusetts state troopers surprised: Eleven men with guns before their eyes.   Eleven arrested.   So far no one’s protested, A militia, somewhat organized.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged Massachussetts, militia, Rise of the Moors

Goodbye house

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 3, 2021 by LoPJuly 3, 2021

Four days late (we thought it might fail) By internet, text and email,   It’s finally signed.   (I’ve an apartment to find.) Now we’ve got Purchase and Sale.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged real estate

Appetizer

Limericks of Protest Posted on July 1, 2021 by LoPJuly 1, 2021

Today, Trump Organization to be indicted. About time, but don’t get excited:   The crimes are financial   And nothing substantial Like answering for the riot he incited.

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Posted in Limericks of Protest | Tagged crimes, Trump Organization

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