S’News
“Wake up America!” often spokeBy Conservatives unaware of the joke. They want to be keeping Americans from sleeping,But hate anybody who’s Woke.
Continue reading →Monthly Archives: April 2023
Things go in threes
On Fox, Tucker will not respond.CNN, Don Lemon will not correspond. Both gone abruptly Without bankruptcyUnlike Bed Bath & Beyond.
Continue reading →“We’ll be back Monday”
Every minute is born a new sucker.Fox “News” parting ways with old Tucker. Was he fired or retire? Can’t say, who’s a liar.And what’s a good third rhyme for Tucker?
Continue reading →What goes up
33 rocket engines of thrust:They should all stay lit. Well, we trust… But losing six or seven Won’t get you to heaven.One less starship for Elon Musk.
Continue reading →Pillow Fight
The challenge was called “Prove Mike Wrong”And a cyber-expert played along. His vote fraud peccadillo Will cost Mr. My PillowFive million bucks before long.
Continue reading →Mickey Mouse wears pants. Winnie the Pooh does not.
In Florida, only attitudes froze,Your gender’s what your parents chose. And any regalia Hides cis-genitalia,So the next step is banishing clothes.
Continue reading →$787.5 Million
Faced with jury, anyone balks:A settlement for Dominion by Fox. And I do not care What they say on the air.You know what they say: money talks!
Continue reading →Ginni’s Husband
“To defend the Constitution” was the promiseWhen sworn in as Justice Thomas. But hid from the nation “Rent income” and vacations.What else has Clarence kept from us?
Continue reading →You’d prefer hanging chad?
Voting machine vendor, Dominion,Sues Fox, MAGA’s publicity minion. Election Denier pandering Amounts to slandering.Fox’s defense: we’re not news, we’re opinion.
Continue reading →Business Suit. Please
To silence Mike Pence, Trump has sued.Guilt by association construed. Emperor has no clothes. Mike and Stormy among thoseSay you do not want Trump in the nude.
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