Someone announced that he’s running:
Two more years of satire and funning.
He won’t have his fill
‘Till he’s emptied the till.
Two more years of MAGA sheep dunning.
Candidates, ideally, campaigning
Would share their ideas by explaining
With warmth and decorum.
Trump just wants a forum
Where guys pay to hear him complaining.
Last night, when Donald talks
Networks didn’t put him on the box.
They haven’t begun
To show the re-runs
His announcement was on CNN and Fox.