A good Florida education
Ignores sexual orientation.
They simply don’t do
LGBTQ
Outside of their imagination.
Funny papers
Elon Musk has recently harried
Papers where Dilbert’s not carried.
Discontinued on the basis
Scott Adams is racist.
So’s Musk, the two should get married.
“Lamb to the Slaughter” isn’t ‘nice’. But it’s great!
Roald Dahl’s children’s books criticized:
New editions have been bowdlerized.
If the P.C. cults
Read his stories for adults
They wouldn’t have been so surprised.
12$ x 12 months is Gross!
Your Facebook security status
Used to be included for gratis.
But Meta says they meant
To start asking payment
For your place on the World Wide Web lattice.
washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/23/facebook-instagram-fee/
Creative anyway…
You can tell when MT Greene talks
That her thinking is outside the box.
And if her solution will
Be Constitutional
Is a question not debated on Fox.
Itinerary
Joe’s Ukraine trip called ‘Cloak and Dagger’.
Warzone via Warsaw: double bagger!
Donald’s friend Vladimir
Must have been sad to hear
Joe Biden has stolen his swagger.
Tourist
Joe Biden has gone to Ukraine
For reasons we don’t need to explain.
Like Joe, I believe
The city of Kyiv
Must remain outside Moscow’s domain.
President Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter is in hospice. That’s sad,
But 98 years isn’t bad.
His biography shows ample
Leadership by example.
Best ex-President we’ve ever had.
The quick brown Fox jumped over the lazy viewers.
A lawsuit has opened the box
On that network of Rupert Murdoch’s.
Trump lost the election
Meant viewer defection
Hence fan-fiction featured at Fox.
Compelling
In Georgia, a special Grand Jury
Found no voter fraud, so don’t worry.
Found evidence compelling
Of witnesses not telling
‘The whole truth’, i.e. perjury.