When the next Senate starts up anon
Ten percent will be named John or Jon.
If I were selected
I’d surely be elected
With my name as my sine qua non.
Armistice Day 2022
For a century, we’ve worn the poppy
For those in the wars grim and sloppy.
The War To End Wars
Merely opened the doors
For more wars we continue to copy.
Surrogate father
Herschel’s parenting, people make fun of
When talking about Georgia’s run-off.
I’d prefer, if I choose,
Trump endorses, they lose,
To make sure that Trump is a one-off.
So far, so good
So far, seeing who’s been elected,
GOP fared worse than expected.
Some races still decidin’
But the party of Biden
Not dramatically mid-course corrected.
Coming soon to a State Capitol near you!
The MAGA crowd Donald has bossed
Thinks they’re free, and don’t care about cost.
And they won’t be quiet.
A Jan 6 style riot
Anywhere they don’t think they lost.
Bliss?
Ignorance: two forms (maybe more).
One is bliss, the other a chore.
One is not knowing
What you’re not knowing.
The other: knowing things you ignore.
Whack-a-Poll
Whack-a-Mole requires a mallet.
Shipping blivits requires a pallet.
I can’t be more emphatic:
The republic democratic
Requires of each voter a ballot.
Where’s Nancy?
The job loses most of its glamour
When all that you get is a hammer
Thought he would go see
The house of Pelosi.
He won’t find her in the slammer.
Right to choose doesn’t choose the Right.
Doctor celebrity Oz
Running on the Conservative cause.
I hope that Fetterman
Proves he’s the better man
By attracting more voters with bras.
Rigged! Unless I win…
Sore loser election deniers
Preemptively fanning the fires,
Raising objections
To this year’s elections
Before voting even transpires.