With sex, parents’ genes are a stichin’
But how? Gregor Mendel was itchin’
And he thought it wise
To study fruitflies.
But I wish they were not in my kitchen.
Is the Donald a Tom Clancy fan?
Spies in China, missiles in Iran
The stuff of best-seller
In a Florida cellar.
Good reading on a gold-plated can.
Good bye Prime Minister Truss.
Now the Britons are all in a fuss.
An opening once more is
Second chance for old Boris?
Jan 6th: they learned that from us.
Election Day is in three weeks.
Listen when the candidate speaks.
We should to expect
A shred of respect
For the office the candidate seeks.
In business, here’s something new:
Trump Organization II
For moving his pork
Out of New York.
Cover his assets, that’s what he’ll do.
They gave that comb-over hyena
A unanimous Congressional subpoena
He won’t do anything with
Except pleading the fifth
Wasting a perfectly fine public arena.
The witness was told ‘move this box’,
And DOJ is still missing some docs.
A hoarding disorder
Calls for a search order
And Mar-a-Lago is changing the locks.
That big bridge from Russia to Crimea:
Last week someone had the idea
To try something rash,
Make it go Boom! And Crash!
And other fine onomatopoeia.
Fourteen hundred and ninety two
Europeans crossed the sea of blue.
Myth lied. The original
Were civilized, not ignorant, nor few.
Having won the coveted Heisman
Doesn’t make Herschel Walker a wise man.
And even his kid
Doesn’t like what he did.
Why he is not more despised, man?