The House has elected Johnson as speaker.
The choices left were rather meager
A Trump surrogate
Was the best they could get?
Bipartisanship never bleaker.
The House has elected Johnson as speaker.
The choices left were rather meager
A Trump surrogate
Was the best they could get?
Bipartisanship never bleaker.
Nominated, and then he withdrew.
Clearly something he didn’t want to do.
Representative Emmer
Must have felt a sight tremor
When called RINO by you-know-who.
Even when under a gag
He can boast, cajole, threaten and brag.
His campaign does best
When he claims he’s oppressed.
And the contributions go into his bag.
Still no Speaker, start over again.
Nine candidates, possibly ten.
The message they’re sending:
Federal spending
Will run out long before then.
A second Trump lawyer, Ken Chesebro,
Broke election laws in Georgia. He says so.
And his contribution
To the prosecution:
Testimony from a former Prez bro’.
Republicans, with their usual bonhomie,
Need another Speaker nominee.
They finally told Gym
They do not want him.
With a friend like that, who needs an enemy?
A guilty plea from Sidney Powell
In Georgia. She threw in the towel.
She will testify,
No need to ask why.
Her old client can do nothing but howl!
Opposition to Jorden grows higher.
As a veteran election denier
With each subsequent loss
He’s convinced that he’s boss.
Such delusions we can only admire.
The President is in Tel Aviv
To support Netanyahu, I believe.
There’s not time to call
On the old Wailing Wall
But there’s plenty or reason to grieve.
Nominated for Speaker: Jim Jordan.
Less of Speaker, and more of a warden.
He’ll need almost every
Party vote to beat Jeffries.
Question is, can they afford him?