Biden’s papers are nothing new.
Turns out Mike Pence has some too.
If we want to find more
We should look to Al Gore
Or the crypt of Spiro Agnew.
Yesterday, the radio was on.
The music brought memories strong
And I started humming
“It’s been a long time coming
“And it’s gonna be a long time gone.”
Federal debt has Republicans feeling
Raising a stink about raising the ceiling.
If government can’t borrow
We’ll be shutdown tomorrow.
Neither choice is very appealing.
The Biden Papers now number about twenty
Wayward classified, that’s more than plenty.
At Trump’s place we find
Declassified with his mind,
Forget it you Libtard, it’s empty!
It’s Biden’s turn under the gun:
More found, and the search is begun.
Were wayward documents
Deliberate, or accidents?
Job’s not over ‘till paperwork’s done.
Stop everything! The F.A.A. flashed,
And everyone’s schedule is trashed.
The alarum sounded
All planes were grounded
But software was the only thing crashed.
Former Vice President Biden:
They found documents marked Classified, ‘n
His lawyers disclosed.
Might it be supposed
That no one was trying to hide ‘em?
Election deniers showing ill-will,
Occupying, rioting, Capitol Hill.
The violence may look
From the same playbook
This time playing out in Brazil.
It’s nothing they could not fix,
House Republicans found the right mix.
No one said it’s not real,
There was no Big Steal
Two years after January 6.
The lower House will not be in session
Until everyone gets their concession.
And the office of Speaker
Will end up much weaker.
McCarthy is giving that impression.