Dilemma
If, as he says, he’s indictedTo New York he will be invited. Political, ethical, A question, hypothetical:Will DeSantis let him be extradited?
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Or the Seminole
Florida’s Governor wants to explainRussia once included Ukraine. Well, that much is true But what will he doWhen Florida’s retaken by Spain?
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This arctic blast, can we just pleaseSend to Florida, their turn to freeze? The reason we planned this Is Governor DeSantisDoesn’t like people with degrees.
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In Florida, from the Caribbean,No passport or Green Card for Ian. Banished to Martha’s Vineyard? He tried, it’s been hardWhat a mess for DeSantis to be in.
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Abbott, Cruz, and DeSantis: nice fellahs!Island vacations make them jealous. If they’d follow tradition Their next extraditionWould be sent to the Island of Ellis.
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There once was a Governor DeSantisShipped immigrants to the Atlantis. Of Martha’s Vineyard (no luck it Could have been Nantucket.)Christian charity? Oh Lord, grant us…
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