Or the Seminole
Florida’s Governor wants to explainRussia once included Ukraine. Well, that much is true But what will he doWhen Florida’s retaken by Spain?
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No rainbows in the Sunshine State
A good Florida educationIgnores sexual orientation. They simply don’t do LGBTQOutside of their imagination.
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This arctic blast, can we just pleaseSend to Florida, their turn to freeze? The reason we planned this Is Governor DeSantisDoesn’t like people with degrees.
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In Florida, from the Caribbean,No passport or Green Card for Ian. Banished to Martha’s Vineyard? He tried, it’s been hardWhat a mess for DeSantis to be in.
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There once was a Governor DeSantisShipped immigrants to the Atlantis. Of Martha’s Vineyard (no luck it Could have been Nantucket.)Christian charity? Oh Lord, grant us…
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The Florida math text situationPuzzles the rest of the nation. Their legislation is leery Of Critical Race TheoryAnd calculus teaches integration.
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Florida Senator Rick Scott Says requirement for masking is not Something the state Or Fed should mandate. You’ll never guess what he’s caught…
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A penthouse piled high with pilfered pork Is not good enough for this dork. And Rikers is horrid, a Guy moves to Florida Avoiding the laws of New York.
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Dear leader is so yugely brained! The G7 site choice, explained: A Florida golf course Is located, of course, On a swamp that somebody has drained.
Continue reading →You want Happy Ending?
Li Yang, the Florida madame Was running a Trump access scam. Democrats laughed When cops got Robert Kraft, Republicans don’t give a damn.
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